Batman & Robin Take On The Seven Seas

EPISODE ONE

Apparently when superheroes go on vacation, the way they recharge is by DANCING!
Batman picked me up as scheduled at Miami International. It was so good to see him I thought I was going to cry.
After settling in at the hotel and getting cleaned up, we walked over to Lincoln Road. If you ever go to Miami, this is a must see on a Friday or Saturday evening. The road itself is closed off from car traffic and is several blocks long. Stretching down both sides of the street are trendy shops, galleries, and restaurants with outdoor seating. Just a cockring toss away is a very gay gym. It is a gathering place of many locals. Very crowded yet comfortable with a European feel. We had a nice dinner before heading back to the room.
Later that night we went to SPACE to drop and twirl. There were so many men just posing they could've put Madonna's "Vogue" on a loop and let it play all night. Of course, The Dynamic Duo had a great time regardless.
The next morning we were out of the room by noon and took a walk along the boardwalk in South Beach. It borders the beach and the back of some very fine hotels. As we walked and talked we were surrounded by the beauty of the new and some very old architecture on one side and the ocean on the other. We walked quite a while before we stopped and had some lunch at The Palace Bar and Restaurant. We took a different route back to the car. I enjoyed every step.
A little later that afternoon we got on board an amazing ship. It was incredible. By the end of the cruise we were still unsure how to get to certain places we had been before. It was that large. That first evening as we left Miami the dancing began. If you were ever fortunate enough to go to Club Universe (on Saturdays) or Pleasuredome (Sundays) in San Francisco, when it was still open, that is what the dance parties equated to: Large, Loud, Crowded, In-Your-Face, Dance-Till-You-Drop FUN!
How do you follow up a day like that? By having incredible sex for hours until dropping into a heap and drifting off to sleep.