Penis, Dick, Schlong, Mr. Happy, Member...

I have a literary (I am using the term loosely) project which I am working on and could use some help. Part of this project discusses the many different names men have called their penis. If you are male and reading this, please send me a list of your favorite names for your dick. If you are female, please only send me names that you have heard men use referring to their member (Do not include names you and your girlfriends have used).

More on "The Dick Diatribes" later.

Thank you in advance. AJ